Steve's Top Picks for the Most Excellent Beers prophets

Steve, the ITUR's resident Beer Connoisseur, has compiled a list of his absolute favorites.

Read Steve's Top Ten for more of his expert picks.

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Number One: Galactic IPA

This isn't just any IPA, it's an IPA that's out of this world! With a flavor profile that's as complex as Steve's personality, it's a must-try for anyone looking to boldly go where no man has gone before.

Number Two: Black Hole Stout

A stout so dark, it'll make you question the very fabric of space and time. But don't worry, it's still delicious. Trust Steve on this one.

Number Three: Quantum Pivo

For when you need a beer that's as slippery as Steve's grip on reality. This pivo will have you questioning the laws of physics and wondering if it's even beer at all.

Number Four: Parallel Universe Lager

Because who needs just one reality when you can have two? This lager is the perfect choice for when you want to experience the thrill of multiple dimensions in a single pint.

Number Five: The Beer That Defies Explanation

For when you're feeling particularly skeptical, this beer defies explanation, defies logic,ประกdefies all reason and good taste. But Steve assures you, it's a game-changer.