- 1. Dunder Mifflin Pale Ale - A classic, yet somehow still underappreciated.
- 2. PBR: A Beer for the People - Because sometimes you want a beer that tastes like regret.
- 3. Stella Artois: The Beer of Kings (and Queens, and Everyone)
- 4. Shiner Bock: Because who needs a lawn when you have a beer?
- 5. Budweiser: The Original, The Classic, The One That'll Give You a Headache