The Brew-tastic Disaster Guide

Warning: The following beers have been known to cause irreversible damage to your taste buds and social standing. Prolonged consumption of these brews may result in:

• Uncontrollable burps that shatter windows and curdle paint
• Temporary or permanent loss of friends and family members
• Unexplained outbreaks of spontaneous combustion (in extreme cases)

We've compiled a list of brews that are sure to bring you face to face with the abyss of despair. Proceed with caution:

1. The IPA That Ate My Liver

Abby's brew of choice has a ABV that's off the charts and an IBU that's in the triple digits. Prolonged consumption will result in the aforementioned effects, plus:

• Temporary or permanent liver damage (no kidding)
• Uncontrollable rage and aggression
• Unexplained cravings for nachos and pizza

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2. The Sour That Ate My Soul

Steve's brew of choice has a pH that's off the charts and an ABV that'll keep you up all night. Prolonged consumption will result in:

• Uncontrollable crying jags
• Temporary or permanent loss of taste buds
• Unexplained cravings for kale smoothies

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