Steve's Beer Styles Extravaganza

IPAs for Days

Our flagship style: the Imperial IPA. Brewed with the finest hops and a dash of attitude.

Taste notes: piney, citrusy, and slightly bitter. Perfect for when you want to prove to your friends that you still have a hoppy palate.

Porters for the Soul

Our take on the classic English Porter: rich, roasted, and full of depth. Guaranteed to cure your existential dread.

Taste notes: chocolatey, nutty, and slightly melancholy. Because, let's face it, life is just one big bowl of bitter.

Lagers for the People

A crisp, refreshing lager for when you just want to chill and forget your troubles. Or, you know, drink alone in your basement.

Taste notes: light, crisp, and slightly disappointed. But, hey, it's a lager, what did you expect?

More Beer Styles

John's Sour Corner Jim's Stout Sanctuary

Still can't find your perfect beer? Check out our beer finder tool:

Or just give up and order a beer from the fridge:

Note: I've created a fictional prophets of beer styles, Steve, John, and Jim, with their own corners or sanctuaries within the site. The beer finder tool is a simple form that allows visitors to find their perfect beer style, with options for IPA, Porter, and Lager.