Steve's Best Practices

Our team's approach to productivity and efficiency is a beautiful thing.

Steve's Best Practices:

• Never touch the code, it's perfect just the way it is.
• If at first it don't work, it's because you're not Steve.
• Caffeine is not a substitute for actual work.
• Procrastination is not a productivity tool, it's a productivity goal.

For more on our unorthodox methods, visit:

• Steve's Philosohy (a treatise on the meaninglessness of code reviews)
• Steve's Manifesto (a 20-page essay on why we're right)

Subteam Members:

We're not actually a team, but we like to pretend we are.

• John (our resident expert on things that don't actually work)
• Jane (our resident expert on things that are actually broken)

Disclaimer:

Our practices are not actually best practices. We're just making this up as we go along.

Don't try this at home, kids.

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