We're a group of esteemed critics who have tasted the depths of the black ales that dare not speak their name. Our mission is to provide scathing reviews that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.
Our current lineup includes:
Our Standards are not for the faint of heart.
Check out our Reviewer Spotlight for the inside scoop on our team's personal struggles with black ale.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, read our Tragedy Chronicles, a series of reviews that will leave you questioning the sanity of our team.
And, because we love to troll our readers, check out our Beer Baiting section for the most scathing critiques of the most unsuspecting brews.