Java Jolt: 9000+ units of caffeine consumed per shift
Caffeine-to-Sleep-Deprivation Ratio: 3:1
Brew-tallica Best Practices: 100% adherence to "Code Like You Mean It" policy
Years of Experience: 10+ years of coding in a caffeine-induced haze
Code Red: 50+ bugs fixed in the past quarter alone
Brew-tallica Best Practices: "If it works, don't touch it" policy
View our team's brew-tallica best practices manual: Brew-tallica Best Practices Manual
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our experimental "Code Like You Mean It" module: Code Like You Mean It
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