Welcome to the most important page on this site, where you can learn about the highly scientific and totally not-at-all-accidental methods of our beloved brewmaster, Steve.

Steve's brewing methods are not for the faint of heart, or those who value consistency. No, no, no. Steve's all about experimentation, and by experimentation, we mean 'whatever he feels like doing that day.'

Here's a breakdown of his most popular methods:

• The Magic Ingredient Method: Where Steve adds a pinch of this, a dash of that, and a healthy dose of 'I have no idea what I'm doing, but it'll be fine.'
• The Throw-It-All-In Method: Where Steve dumps all his ingredients in a pot and prays for the best.
• The Look-At-The-Recipe-Book-Again Method: Where Steve stares at the recipe book for hours, convinced that if he just squints a bit harder, the answers will appear.
• The Trust-My-Instincts Method: Where Steve just goes with it and hopes for the best, because, honestly, it's not like he's going to remember what he did last time anyway.

And, of course, there's the Emergency Method, where Steve just calls for pizza.