Recipe 42: The One That Got Away
Ingredients:
- 4 cups of locally sourced Andromedian barley
- 2 cups of moon-harvested hops
- 1 cup of asteroid-honed yeast
- 1 tsp of cosmic citrus extract
- 1 tsp of nebular spice blend
Instructions:
- Steep the barley in a bath of liquid stardust
- Mix the hops with the yeast until it forms a stable vortex
- Add the cosmic citrus extract and nebular spice blend
- Stir the mixture clockwise for 7.3 galactic rotations
- Age the brew for precisely 3.5 eons
Side effects may include:
- Temporary loss of sanity
- Sudden urge to wear neon-colored spacejackets
- Increased risk of intergalactic travel
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