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Our team consists of the finest, most discerning palates in the world. We're not just beer tasters, we're beer connoisseurs. We're the ones who'll tell you if your beer's got a 'taint' of mediocrity or if it's the 'nectar of the gods.'
Steve is our fearless leader, the one who'll put it all on the line for that perfect pour. His beard is as robust as his personality, and his love for beer is only rivalled by his love for 80s pop culture.
Read Steve's Epic Tales of Beer and BraggingBeth - Our resident Beer Whisperer, able to sense when a brew's gone off.
See Beth's Reviews of the Most Unremarkable Beers in ExistenceTim - Our resident Beer Historian, able to recite the entire history of Beer from the dawn of civilization to its current state.
Learn the Ancient Roots of Beer from Tim, The Beer SageWe've tasted the best, the worst, and everything in between. Our beer reviews are the ultimate guide for any beer enthusiast looking to find the perfect pint.
Browse Our Extensive Beer ReviewsIf you think you've got what it takes to become part of the Brew Crew, send us a message, and we'll put you to the test. Can you keep up with our standards? We dare you to try.
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