Steve's team of expert coffee connoisseurs, specializing in the rarest, most exotic brews from the farthest reaches of the galaxy.
Roo Beans: A rare and mysterious brew made from beans that only grow on the dark side of the moon.
Steamy Whiskey Brew: A brew that's so strong, it'll make you question your life choices.
Quantum Coffee: A brew that defies the laws of space and time, but not the laws of caffeine.
We source our beans from the most remote and inhospitable planets in the galaxy. Our brews are crafted with love, care, and a hint of desperation.
Our roasting process involves subjecting the beans to extreme temperatures, crushing them under our feet, and then reassembling them with a combination of duct tape and prayer.