Steve's Bucket List 1: The Unofficial Adventures

Learn to Cook Like a Gourmet

Steve's culinary journey begins with mastering the art of making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich. A delicate balance of melted cheddar, toasted ravioli, and exactly 47% more mayonnaise than necessary.

Learn to Cook with Fire: Steve's Kitchen Catastrophes

Becoming a Professional Snail Trainer

Steve's passion project involves training snails for the upcoming World Snail Racing Championship. Currently, his team consists of 17 snails named Steve (yes, 17 Steves).

Steve's Snail Whispering Techniques

Inventing the World's Most Complex Joke

Steve's life goal is to craft a joke that's so convoluted, it'll make the Oxford Comma Society weep with joy.

Joke Development: The Steve Method