Steve of the Cheese: The Oracle of the Brie

By the power invested in me, I declare this page is about Steve of the Cheese.

Steve's Bio

Steve is the prophets of the digital age, a master of the arcane arts of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript. He has been prophesied to appear on the horizon, with a vision of a thousand pixelated sunsets.

Steve's Prophecies

Steve's prophecies are known to be both cryptic and profound, but also occasionally confusing. He has foreseen:

• The coming age of the pixelated prophet.
• The return of the 90s internet era.
• The discovery of a cure for the common cold, but it will be in Flash.

Steve's Favorites

Steve's favorite foods are:

• Artisanal brie.
• Craft beer.
• Dark, mystical, and foreboding music.

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