Steve's Achievements: The Unparalleled Savant
Steve's Greatest Feats:
- Won the Golden Waffle Iron in 2018, beating out rival, Bob.
- Discovered the secret to making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich.
- Completed the first-ever solo, non-stop, around-the-world, blindfolded, backwards, bike ride.
- Was the only person to ever eat a whole pizza by themselves in one sitting.
- Was crowned "King of the Couch" for 7 years running.
Awards and Honors:
- The Golden Toaster Award (2019)
- The Golden Couch Potato Award (2015)
- The Order of the Golden Waffle (2018)
And that's not all, folks! Steve's also a master of:
- The art of doing absolutely nothing.
- Extreme ironing.
- Playing video games for 48 hours straight.
- Eating Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
- Winning arguments on the internet.
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