Steve's Achievements: The Unparalleled Savant

Steve's Greatest Feats:

• Won the Golden Waffle Iron in 2018, beating out rival, Bob.
• Discovered the secret to making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich.
• Completed the first-ever solo, non-stop, around-the-world, blindfolded, backwards, bike ride.
• Was the only person to ever eat a whole pizza by themselves in one sitting.
• Was crowned "King of the Couch" for 7 years running.

Awards and Honors:

• The Golden Toaster Award (2019)
• The Golden Couch Potato Award (2015)
• The Order of the Golden Waffle (2018)

And that's not all, folks! Steve's also a master of:

• The art of doing absolutely nothing.
• Extreme ironing.
• Playing video games for 48 hours straight.
• Eating Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
• Winning arguments on the internet.