Steve's Unorthodox Creative Process

Chapter 9, Subsection 3: The 9.3% Solution

Steve's patented, totally-not-actually-patented 9.3% creativity technique involves:

  1. Starting with an arbitrary number
  2. Multiply it by 9
  3. Subtract 0.7
  4. Divide by 10
  5. Round to the nearest whole number (unless it's already a whole number, in which case, just round down)

Voila! Instant creativity. Guaranteed to yield results 9.3% of the time (or whenever Steve gets a good night's sleep)

Learn more about Steve's advanced techniques, including the 9.4% solution

Steve, the creative mastermind
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