Technique 6: The Art of Procrastination

By Steve, Lord of the Delayed

In a world where creativity is the ultimate goal, sometimes the best way to achieve it is to put off doing anything productive for as long as possible. Meet Technique 6, the art of turning a 10-minute task into a 4-hour marathon.

Step 1: Find the perfect spot to work from.

Step 2: Eliminate all distractions.

• Turn off your phone.
• Close the door.
• Put a sign on the door that says "Do Not Disturb".

Step 3: Find a creative excuse for not starting.

• My cat needs to be fed.
• I need to watch one more video.
• I'm waiting for my muse to arrive.

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you're completely lost in the zone.

And that's it! With Technique 6, you too can become a master procrastinator and achieve greatness in your own way.

Want to learn more about our team's other creativity techniques? Technique 1: The Art of Overthinking or Technique 5: The Art of Multitasking.