Steve's Technique 7: The Art of Procrastinating with Purpose

By Steve, the world's greatest procrastinator.

Are you tired of feeling productive and motivated? Do you wish you could just stare at a wall for hours, feeling like you're "getting things done"? Look no further than Steve's Technique 7: The Art of Procrastinating with Purpose.

This revolutionary new approach to doing nothing involves:

Step 1: Find the perfect procrastination station

Identify a comfortable, distraction-free zone where you can zone out for hours. This may be your bed, a coffee shop, or your favorite couch.

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Step 2: Eliminate all distractions

Clear your space of all temptations: turn off your phone, log out of social media, and hide your snack stash.

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Step 3: Focus on the art of doing nothing

Train your mind to focus on the subtle nuances of not doing anything. Study the art of staring at a wall, contemplating the meaning of life, or perfecting the "blank stare".

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Step 4: Celebrate your accomplishments

Pat yourself on the back for not accomplishing anything. You're doing great! You're a true procrastination master.

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