Technique 7: Unorthodox Sock Puppetry

Step 5: The Steve Approach

In a bold move, Steve has decided to channel his inner ventriloquist, using a sock puppet as a vessel for his inner monologue.

The Steve Method involves holding the sock puppet by the toe, using it as a makeshift megaphone, and shouting at inanimate objects.

This unconventional technique has been met with both awe and confusion by his team members.

• Technique 8: The Art of Extreme Procrastination
• Technique 9: The Steve Shuffle