Steve's Dark Beer Recommendations

Top 5 Beers For The Apocalypse

• 1. Brewzilla - The Beer That'll Keep You Sane In A Post-Apocalyptic World
• 2. Black Hole Stout - The Beer That'll Pull You In And Never Let You Escape
• 3. Nuclear Winter - The Beer That'll Make You Forget You Ever Had A Taste Bud
• 4. Ragnarok Lager - The Beer That'll Make You Laugh Maniacally As The World Burns
• 5. Doomsday IPA - The Beer That'll Keep You Up All Night As The World Ends

Steve's Top 3 Beers To Drink While Watching the World Burn

• 1. The Beer That'll Make You Forget You're Out of Toilet Paper
• 2. The Beer That'll Make You Laugh So Hard You'll Sneeze
• 3. The Beer That'll Make You Want To Burn Down the World (Literally)

Sorry, but these recommendations are for adults only. Or, you know, for people who have given up on life.