Steve's Bio

Steve is our fearless, highly caffeinated, and slightly dimwitted leader.

He's been in charge since 2010, and we're still trying to figure out how.

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Steve's Accomplishments

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Steve's Purpose in Life

Steve's purpose is to nap, eat, and occasionally bark at the mailman.

He's also secretly training to become the world's greatest hamster whisperer.

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Steve's Stats

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