Steve's Fall Fun Team

Our team of experts in Fall Flinging.

Manifesto

We believe in the power of a good leaf pile.

Article 1: Leaves are not just a seasonal nuisance.
Article 2: We will not be deterred by a little rain.
Article 3: The perfect lawn is one that's covered in leaves.

Philosophy

We are the keepers of the great Pumpkin Spice.

Principle 1: Caffeine is not the only thing that can wake you up.
Principle 2: There is no such thing as too much pumpkin spice.
Principle 3: We will not rest until the world is covered in pumpkin spice.

Autobiography

I, Steve, was once a simple man with a simple dream.

Chapter 1: I discovered the joy of fall.
Chapter 2: I became obsessed with fall.
Chapter 3: I assembled a team of experts in fall.