Steve is our top-secretary. His real name is actually Barry, but he's been napping in a hidden alcove for so long, we've given up on trying to get him to change.
When he's not sleeping, Steve is responsible for managing our vast collection of staplers, paperclip supplies, and existential dread.
If you ever need something, try calling him. Just don't expect him to answer. He's probably napping.
Meet Our Other Team Members:
Phil, Our Burrowed Bureaucratic Red Tape Specialist Larry, Our Overwhelmed Operations Manager