Lager Reviews by STEVE

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Current Top 5 Lagers:

Based on STEVE's expert taste buds and questionable life choices, here are the top 5 lagers to try:

A classic Danish lager that tastes like stale dreams and sunshine, but somehow it works.

A lager so bold, it'll make you question your life choices, but still somehow enjoyable, somehow.

A lager that's as French as a beret and as boring as a spreadsheet, but somehow it's still here.

A lager as Australian as a vegemite-stained Akubra, but somehow it's still a thing.

We're not really sure why, but we're giving Foster's the #5 spot. Maybe because it's like déjà vu, but with more hops.

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