Welcome to the most unremarkable spaceship in the universe. Captain Steve's vessel, the SS Steve-o, is currently lost in space due to an unfortunate incident involving a rogue asteroid, some poor decision making, and a strong dislike for navigational charts.
Our team of Interplanetary Janitors are on their way to rescue us, but we're starting to think they're just using us as a distraction from their true mission: to find the best intergalactic happy hour specials.
Check our mission status for the latest on our whereabouts. Contact us if you'd like to report any sightings of our ship. View the SS Steve-o's blueprints