Welcome to Steve's Sunburn Salad Co.

Because who needs sunscreen when you can just eat more salad?

We're a team of experts in sunburns, salads, and general mayhem.

• Meet Steve, our fearless leader.
• Jane, our resident expert in all things crunchy.
• Tim, our salad taste-tester extraordinaire.

Our Specialties:

• Sunburn-Inducing Salads that'll make you question your life choices.

• Salad-themed Sunburns that'll make you laugh, cry, and wonder why.

• Emergency Sunscreen that's just a bunch of mayonnaise and ketchup.

Check out Steve's secret recipes.