Steve's Nap Security Agency

Welcome to the world's most secure napping institution. Here you'll find the most comfortable naps, the safest napping areas, and the most secure alarm clocks in the business.

Our CEO, Steve, has a proven track record of napping that's unmatched in the industry.

Our team of expert napping consultants will help you find the perfect napping solution for your unique needs.

Security Features:

• Nap-o-matic: Our patented technology ensures you'll never wake up too early.
• Secure Snore Detection: Our AI-powered snore-detection system will alert you if you start to drool.
• Nap-time Encryption: Our encryption methods will keep your napping schedule safe from prying eyes.
• Wake-up Alerts: Our gentle wake-up lights will make sure you're not late for work or school.