Steve's Napping Schedule - Wednesday Workout
Due to the intense demands of being a world-renowned slacker, Steve has developed a comprehensive napping schedule to ensure peak productivity. Wednesday mornings are reserved for the most crucial activity: Nap-tastic Wednesday Workout.
Steve's 3-hour napping session includes:
- 1 hour of horizontal napping, precisely positioned on the couch for maximum comfort and minimal disturbance.
- 1 hour of power napping, utilizing the latest in cutting-edge technology (i.e., a vibrating massage chair).
- 1 hour of napping with a strategically placed fan, ensuring the perfect breeze and temperature for optimal snoozing.
Wednesday Workout Stats:
- Duration: 3 hours
- Calories Burned: -50 (due to excessive snacking)
- Progressive Overload: None (Steve's still trying to find a workout that doesn't involve a pillow)
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