STEVE, THE GREATEST MIND THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN, HAS GONE MISSING.
LAST SEEN Wearing a bright pink jumpsuit and a confident smile, steve vanished into the night, leaving behind only a trail of broken dreams and a cryptic message scrawled on a bathroom wall: "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE."
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ABOUT STEVE'S WHEREABOUTS, PLEASE CONTACT THE STEVE FOUNDATION.
STEVE FOUNDATION LAST KNOWN SIGHTING THEORY OF STEVE'S DISAPPEARANCE STEVE'S FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPINGS