By Steve, Chief Architect of this here website
After years of searching, I finally found my paradise. And let me tell you, it's a real treat.
Located in a dimension parallel to our own, this mystical realm is accessible through a portal hidden behind a waterfall in the Swiss Alps.
Upon arrival, one is greeted by an endless buffet of free pizza, an army of trained ninjas, and a 24-hour supply of artisanal coffee.
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