By Steve, Chief Sock Officer
As the world's premier Sock Connoisseur, I have dedicated my life to unraveling the mysteries of the foot coverings.
It all started with a particularly intriguing thread count. 400? 500? 800? Is it just a matter of preference, or is there something more profound at play?
I've spent years studying the great sock philosophers, from the Socky McSockface of the 70s to the Sock Norris of the 90s.
My research has led me to a profound conclusion: the true meaning of a sock is not just a piece of cloth, but a reflection of our collective humanity.