Welcome to Team Pineapple, the world's most elite group of pineapple enthusiasts. Our motto is "Pineapple for the People, by the People, and with an endless supply of Pineapple Pizza."
Our team consists of:
Our mission is to explore the depths of Pineapple, to push the boundaries of Pineapple, and to bring the joy of Pineapple to the masses.
Steve the Pineapple Pioneer
Steve is the founder and leader of Team Pineapple. He's a true pioneer in the field of Pineapple, with a heart of gold and a taste for adventure.
Steve's accomplishments include:
- Discovering the lost city of Pineapple, hidden deep within the jungle
- Cooking the world's largest Pineapple pizza
- Creating the world's first Pineapple-powered time machine
Steve is also an avid collector of Pineapple memorabilia, and has a collection of over 1000 Pineapple-themed items.
Johnny the Pineapple Pizza Master
Johnny is Team Pineapple's master pizza chef. He's a wizard with a peel and a flair for the dramatic.
Johnny's accomplishments include:
- Cooking Pineapple pizza for every major Pineapple event
- Developing the world's first Pineapple pizza delivery system
- Hosting the world's largest Pineapple pizza party
Johnny is also a expert on all things Pineapple, and can recite the entire history of Pineapple from memory.
Patricia the Pineapple Historian
Patricia is Team Pineapple's resident historian. She's a scholar of all things Pineapple, and can tell you the entire history of Pineapple from the dawn of time.
Patricia's accomplishments include:
- Writing the definitive history of Pineapple
- Uncovering hidden secrets of the ancient Pineapple civilizations
- Developing the world's first Pineapple-themed museum
Patricia is also an expert on Pineapple folklore, and can tell you tales of the great Pineapple legends.