Meet the team of highly qualified professionals who are experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing productive.

Steve

Steve

Our fearless leader and master of the couch. Steve is an expert in the art of binge-watching TV shows, eating Cheetos, and playing video games for hours on end.

See Steve's Hobbies
Bob

Bob

Our resident expert on doing absolutely nothing productive in the office. Bob can stare at a wall for hours, creating a masterpiece of nothingness.

Learn about Bob's Absurdities
Jane

Jane

Jane is an expert in the art of procrastination by distraction. She can spend hours scrolling through memes and watching cat videos.

Explore Jane's Social Media Madness