As the fearless leader of the Sock Division, Steve is tasked with ensuring the world's socks are never again threatened by the scourge of mismatched patterns.
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Steve's Sock Saga is a tale of:
Steve's Sock Division is always looking for new recruits. Apply within.
Send applications to stevesocks@gmail.com