This is a revolutionary new product that's about to change the way you think about toilet paper forever. Or not.
We all know that traditional toilet paper dispensers are a pain in the butt. Literally. They're always running out of paper, or jammed, or just plain annoying.
That's why I, Steve, have created the Self-Adjusting Toilet Paper Dispenser. It's like a smart toaster for your bum.
Learn more about the tech behind the magic See what Steve's customers are sayingThe Self-Adjusting Toilet Paper Dispenser is a sleek, high-tech device that automatically detects when you need more paper, and dispenses just the right amount. No more, no less.
As a special bonus, the Self-Adjusting Toilet Paper Dispenser also comes with built-in Bluetooth connectivity, so you can control it from your phone! Because who doesn't want to adjust their toilet paper from the couch?
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