Meet Steve, Quantum Workshop's Resident Genius

Steve's been working on his quantum theory of pizza, trying to figure out how to fold it in a way that defies the laws of space and time. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

When not busy redefining the fundamental nature of reality, Steve enjoys playing the harmonica, practicing his stand-up comedy routine, and attempting to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent watching cat videos.

Quantum Pizza Theory: The Steve Initiative

Steve's quantum workshop is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of what we thought was possible. Join us for: