Steve, the Master Quacktitioner
Steve is the mastermind behind the Quacktitioner, a device that converts the power of a thousand suns into the soothing sound of quacking.
Quentin, the Quantum Quacktitioner
Quentin is_goals the master of the cosmos, and the quacktitioner of quacktions. He's the one who makes sure the Quacktitioner doesn't quack up the wrong frequencies.