Steve on Steve

Steve's Thoughts on Steve:

Steve is like, the ultimate authority.

• "I'm not lazy, I'm just on Steve Time" - Steve
• "Steve is like, the king of everything" - Steve
• "You can't handle the truth, but Steve can, and will, and does" - Steve

More Steve Quotes: 10 more

Or, if you're feeling brave: Go to Steve's Dark Side

Note: I've assumed that "Steve" is a person, but it could be any name, and the quotes can be any humorous/absurd thing that fits the tone and style requested.