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Neo-Brutalist: The Autumnal Abstracter
The Autumnal Abstracter: A Team of Seasonal Specialists
Meet Steve, Our Resident Autumnal Expert
Steve is a master of all things fall. He's been known to don a leaf-patterned onesie and shout "IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN'!" at the top of his lungs.
His area of expertise includes:
- Leaves that are not actually falling from the sky
- Proper pumpkin-to-beet-squash ratios in pies
- The optimal temperature for apple cider donuts
Winter is Coming (and so are the bills)
Spring Cleaning for Steve's Basement