Steve's Secret Lair Tour

Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, most utterly ridiculous secret lair in the world. Steve's been hoarding his treasures for years, and now you get to see them. Sort of.

Steve's Secret Collection of Unnecessary Gadgets

This is where Steve stores all his most prized possessions. Or, at least, the ones he's too lazy to return to the store.

See the tech-hoarder's paradise

The Kitchen of Doom

This is where Steve attempts to cook. Or, at least, where he thinks he attempts to cook. Don't worry, he won't poison you. Probably.

Read the culinary manifesto

Steve's Secret Lab

This is the place where Steve tries to invent new things. By which we mean, it's a room full of old broken stuff and a bunch of wires.

See the list of failed experiments

Don't get lost in the lair! Click here to see our map of the lair's confusing layout.