Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, most utterly ridiculous secret lair in the world. Steve's been hoarding his treasures for years, and now you get to see them. Sort of.
This is where Steve stores all his most prized possessions. Or, at least, the ones he's too lazy to return to the store.
See the tech-hoarder's paradiseThis is where Steve attempts to cook. Or, at least, where he thinks he attempts to cook. Don't worry, he won't poison you. Probably.
Read the culinary manifestoThis is the place where Steve tries to invent new things. By which we mean, it's a room full of old broken stuff and a bunch of wires.
See the list of failed experimentsDon't get lost in the lair! Click here to see our map of the lair's confusing layout.