WELCOME TO STEVE'S SECRET LAIR TOUR

You've found the secret lair of STEVE, the most elusive and mysterious figure in the land.

As a renowned expert in all things awesome, STEVE has been hiding this lair for years, and only now are we allowing the public to catch a glimpse.

But be warned: this tour will be a wild ride filled with danger, intrigue, and possibly a few explosions.

Tour Highlights:

• The Secret Kitchen: Where STEVE whips up his famous "Stevesicles" – a culinary abomination that defies explanation.
• The Think Tank: Where STEVE plots world domination (or at least a really good prank call).
• The Trophy Room: WhereประกSTEVE displays his vast collection of participation trophies and "World's Okayest Golfer" awards.

View The Secret Kitchen | Visit The Think Tank | See The Trophy Room

(Please note: this tour is not responsible for any damage caused by STEVE's ego or the faint of heart.)