Steve's Wardrobe of Despair

Steve's Secret Lair

This is the infamous wardrobe where Steve stores his most prized possessions. Or, you know, his deepest fears.

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Steve's Closet of Desperation

Where the unwashed masses go to find their inner Steve, but end up finding their lost socks instead.

Warning: this closet is known to induce existential dread in 97% of all visitors.

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Steve's Shelves of Shame

A collection of the world's most embarrassing fashion choices, lovingly curated by Steve himself.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

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