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Team Steve's Secret Meeting Minutes

Present: Steve (Founder), John (Marketing), Jane (Product), Bob (Dev)

Objective: To discuss the impending doom of our competitors and how we will triumph over them.

Key Points:

Next meeting: In the hidden underground bunker, where the coffee flows like the tears of our defeated enemies.

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