Steve's Secret Ninja Training

A Division of Stealthy Affairs

Where ninjas come to learn the art of sneaking, stabbing, and looking cool.

Our team of highly trained ninjas, led by the infamous Steve, will teach you the ways of the ninja.

From the basics of stealth and agility to the advanced art of throwing shuriken, we've got you covered.

But don't just take our word for it, check out some of our testimonials:

• "Steve's Secret Ninja Training is the real deal. I learned how to sneak up on my enemies and stab them in the back." - Bob, Level 10 Ninja
• "I was skeptical at first, but Steve's training program actually worked! I can now run up a wall and kill a man with a thrown star..." - Jane, Level 5 Ninja

Want to learn more about our training programs? Visit:

Training Programs for more information.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our:

Mission Profiles to see what kind of stealthy operations our ninjas are undertaking.