Meet Steve

Lead Architect of this Faux-Brutalist Abomination

Steve is the visionary behind this website. He's been known to wear a different colored sweater every day of the week. His favorite color is plaid.

Located in a nondescript warehouse, our secret shop is the hub of all activity. It's a place where creativity and madness converge.

Betty, our resident expert on all things beige. Her extensive knowledge of beige is rivaled only by her love of cats.

We offer a wide range of services including, but not limited to, consulting, design, and therapy.

Write to us at steve@stevessecretshop.com