Steve's Skills

Master of the Obvious

Proficiency: 11/10

Steve has spent years honing his ability to state the obvious. He can tell you that 2+2=4, that the sky is blue, and that the best pizza topping is pepperoni.

Expert-level Procrastinator

Proficiency: 9.5/10

Steve can put off even the most critical tasks with the best of them. He can stare at a to-do list for hours, wondering which task to start with.

Unmatched Expert-level Napping

Proficiency: 9.9/10

Steve can fall asleep anywhere, anytime. His napping skills are unparalleled, and he can even napping while standing, as witnessed by his coworkers.