Steve Snoozle: The Unapologetic Philosopher

Chief Philosopher and self-proclaimed "King of the Couch," Steve Snoozle has spent years pondering the meaninglessness of existence and the importance of a good nap.

"I've got a PhD in philosophy, but also a degree in doing nothing. I'm not saying which one is harder, but let's just say I've got 5 years of experience doing the latter."

Steve's philosophical theories include:

• Snoozle's Theory of Eternal Napping - The concept of time as a never-ending series of catnaps.
• Snoozebuddy Theory - The study of napping as a form of transcendental meditation.
• Philosophy of the Sofa - The exploration of the existential implications of a well-placed pillow

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