Steampunk Savant's Super Invention
This is the most fantastic, the most incredible, the most utterly absurd invention ever conceived by yours truly, Steampunk Savant.
This device, codenamed "Chrono-Cannon" uses a combination of advanced steam power, intricate clockwork mechanisms, and a pinch of pure, unadulterated madness to create a time-traveling, reality-bending, sanity-questioning experience.