The Steampunk Savant Manifesto
As a connoisseur of all things Steampunk, I, Steve, hereby declare the following principles to be of utmost importance:
- The proper application of copper piping in all contraptions
- The liberal use of gears and levers
- The unwavering commitment to the preservation of steam power
- The unapologetic use of brass everywhere
These principles shall guide our endeavors as we navigate the complexities of the modern world with the elegance and ingenuity of the past.