Team Steve: The Steampunk-Savant

A Division of Highly Trained, Highly Unconventional, Highly Likely-to-be-Drunk Individuals

Meet the team behind the most unlikely innovations in the world.

Our Team

Steve the Savant

Meet Steve, the man behind all the madness. Steve is a self-taught expert in all things steampunk, and has a passion for creating things that defy explanation.

When not busy inventing time-traveling toaster ovens, Steve enjoys playing the harmonica with his pet octopus, Bubbles.

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Assistant-to-the-Chef

Meet Assistant-to-the-Chef, the team's resident culinary mastermind. When not busy making sure everyone eats something that's not just plain old plain toast, he's perfecting his craft of making the perfect vegan, gluten-free, soy-free, sugar-free... free-range-egg-free omelette.

Assistant-to-the-Chef is also an expert in the art of extreme ironing, and can iron a wrinkled shirt in under 5 minutes flat.

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Secret Sauce

Meet Secret Sauce, the mastermind behind all the team's best inventions. When not busy perfecting his craft, Secret Sauce is perfecting his craft.

No one knows what Secret Sauce looks like, but it's rumored to be made from a special blend of 17 herbs and spices, and a pinch of moonbeams.

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