You've got to be kidding me, folks. I'm telling you, I've got a steam-powered toaster that's been running for decades. Decades! And you know why? Because I'm a genius, that's why.
I mean, what's the point of all this new-fangled electric stuff, anyway? Solar panels? Windmills? Please, it's steam power all the way, baby.
And don't even get me started on the state of the art. I've got a steam-powered calculator that calculates pi to the 50th decimal place. Fifty! You can't even get that on your fancy calculator phone, can you?
So, if you're a true steam-punk enthusiast, you'll join me in my steam-powered revolution. Let's bring back the good old days of steam power.
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